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veronica. she/they. 21.
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Anonymous:
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who’s like
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one time on youtube i saw a guy who made the Bonk atomic punch from tf2 real and it was like. a can of red bull mixed with a 5 hour energy shot and an entire tube of liquid sour candy
Do you truly believe your scythemen can defeat my empire?
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Babe if I had the option to live underwater I wouldn’t want to resurface either
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His vagina was carved from the finest marble and painted with the purest lead based paints. His cervix was made useing a complex mechanism involving levers and pullies and pipe cleaners
Dr. Kleiner
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